when you're single

you go out with your friends but they are all with their boyfriends/girlfriends while you are just alone ,  you feel like...

so you hate seeing them

but actually you are just jealous, so you start wondering why you don't have one .. 

so you think a reason why ...

or maybe you think that you're too awesome to handle...

and you just have to accept it ...

and tell everyone because you're proud of it ..